"No one, I think, is in my tree.": engrish

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Unemployed food.

Apparently the economic crisis doesn't only affect us humans...

"You're FIRED!!!"

Donald Trump, eat your heart out.

Signing off (roflingly!),
Elise

Favourite quotes

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." - Voltaire
"If the wind will not serve, take to the oars." - Latin proverb
"The unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates
"The only means of strengthening one's intellect is to make up one's mind about nothing - to let the mind be a thoroughfare for all thoughts..." - John Keats
"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men." - Willie Wonka
"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"The first and greatest commandment is: Don't let them scare you." - Elmer Davis
"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex." - Aldous Huxley
"It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously." - Sir Peter Ustinov
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Sir Peter Ustinov
"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged." - John M. Ford
"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear." - 1 John v. 18
"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." - Sir Winston Churchill
"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put." - Sir Winston Churchill
"I could prove God statistically." - George Gallup
"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much." - Mother Teresa
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal." - Jane Austen
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." - Jane Austen
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?" - Irv Kupcinet